Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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