So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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