...so i touched it.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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