your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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