I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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