Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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