You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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