the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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