it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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