I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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