You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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