I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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