i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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