I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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