I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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