My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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