I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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