have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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