just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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