The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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