But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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