did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
