She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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