why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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