The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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