We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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