he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Just invented taco cereal.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize