i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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