Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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