you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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