i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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