Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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