I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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