Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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