She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
