Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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