Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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