New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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