Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
honey bunches of taint.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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