belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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