I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
