left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
PANTIES FOUND
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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