Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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