it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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