Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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