Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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