I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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