love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Just cropdusted the office
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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