ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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