Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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