i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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