I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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