Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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