My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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