can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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