Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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